1. Class Lesson
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy.
The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then licks it.
He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index...
2. Cut Off
A rich man often went to Bangkok for the night life and before long he contracted sexual disease. So one day, he went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor examine his private part and said, "This is a very severe case. We have no other way but to cut it away. otherwise, it will spread and become worse." The businessman was shocked. the last thing he wanted was to have it cut and end his night life. He went to other doctors but all gave the same diagnosis.
Desperate he thought, "Why don`t I consult traditional Chinese medicine. They might have some surprises" So, the Chinese doctor gave him an examination and the doctor said," We don`t have to cut. I`ll give you herbs to rub.
" The rich man was so happy. "Wow no operation, you are better than western medicine. I`m amazed, So what is the exact secret?" The Chinese doctor said, "Just wait for three days. It will drop by itself."
3. Dr.? (Just a joke )
Dr. ? insists on using English for math and science. Because globally people use the language as information and/or technology language at this moment. One day, Dr ? met Park Lor in KL convention centre (PC FAIR). Since Park Lor do not know much about computer stuff. He asked the salesman regarding the latest server and the salesman replied in english.
ENGLISH :"That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client."
Park Lor dont really understand the explaination and he asked Dr. ? to translate it to BM.
BAHASA :" Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan."
Park Lor questioned no more and straight away buy the server...